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It is a british tradition which started back in the 1840s. A christmas cracker is a tube of brightly coloured paper. See more ideas about party crackers, christmas crackers, crackers. There is snow in her wellies and her wise and faithful dog, cracker. My paperback copy was falling apart by the time i lost it in italy in 2003. Boy oh boy, christmas season is just around the corner and the christmas spirits are running high.
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